Praise the LORD! All t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs and mousepads are of the best quality and come with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Just pick the design you want and Jesus will put it on whatever item you specify and ship it directly to you. Glory! To buy or see detail, click on the item.

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Taliban Pin-Up Girl

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Front: "Taliban Pin-Up Girl"
Back: blank

In WWII Betty Grable's gams reminded American soldiers what they were fighting for. We intercepted a photo of the Taliban's pinup girl--YECCH! They might as well marry a sack of potatoes!

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Infidel

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Front: "Infidel"
Back: "Get your ass to church!"

Insane conservative religious funamentalists (the ones in Afghanistan, not ours) claim that we are "infidels" for not worshipping a twisted, evil, hateful version of God (the one in Afghanistan, not America).

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What Ever Happened to Baby Jesus?
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Front: "What Ever Happened To Baby Jesus?"
Back: blank

It's a story similar to that of poor Baby Jane. Except this time, Bette Davis is played by Jerry Falwell!

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JESUS IS GONNA GET YOU!
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Front: "JESUS IS GONNA GET YOU!"
Back: "God needs money now!

What better way to spread the love of Jesus--this is the way it's been done for thousands of years!

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Salvation

Jesus Saves!
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Front: "If Jesus saves, why is he always asking for money?"
Back: "God needs money now!

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Don't think we forgot you hellbound liberals!
Hellbound Liberal!
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Front: "Hellbound Liberal"
Back: Get your ass to church!

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TURN or BURN, evil homo! Wear this shirt so Jesus and us True Christians™ will know who to yell at!
Front: "Hellbound Homo"
Back:
"Get Your Ass To Church!"
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We know all about you militant sodomites! Rush Limbaugh warned us!

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Front: "Miltant Sodomite."
Back: Get Your Ass To Church!

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Was Jesus a Republican?
OF COURSE!

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Front: "Was Jesus A Republican?"
Back: "God Needs Money NOW!"

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Get a Heart On for Jesus!
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Front: "I've got a heart on for Jesus!"
Back: "Get your ass to church!"

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NEW DESIGNS NOW AVAILABLE!

BUCK FUSH!

Jesus loves you unconditionally...as long as you do EXACTLY what he says!

What's that, Jesus? You want me to kill who?

Demoncrat

Official Pickle Licker (with Judy!)

Jesus Loves You! And if you don't love Him back, He'll torture you forever in Hell!

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HEATHEN (with bomb)

SINNER (rainbow)

Beware of God!

Godless Liberal (rainbow)

God Hates Me

Jesus doesn't like you!

Donkeys can talk, people can fly, and a man named Jesus lives up in the sky!

 
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